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This is just insanely funny.

ok,so my classmate posted this on our page and this really made my day. May solusyon na ako sa kalungkutan kung mabagsak man ako sa grievous grades that are coming. I could laugh at the names the whole day. Mine’s “the unstoppable shadow”. What’s yours? XD

Joke Time

My mom read a text message awhile ago.

“Teacher: If you have 100 pesos and you gave it to your friends to buy food worth 50 pesos, how much is your change?

Student: Nothing.

Teacher: You don’t know math?

Student: Ma’am you don’t know your friends. XDDD”

I was really laughing. And you know what? My mom was so confused. She had to read it again and I explained everything to her. And it was not funny anymore. :l

Next Joke

“French Translations:

thousand - le vou

goodbye  - va vou

feather - valahe vou

unclear - mala vou

bill collector - vou sit

hole - vou tas

caught - vou king

balloon - lo vou

cute - a cou

ikaw - chong gou

katabi mo - kava you

My mom read it really slow and it turned out to be really funny. Goodness she was laughing too. :D

Hilariously true.

Genius. Hahaha

❝My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.❞

I wish I didn’t logged in to facebook today. T.T (haha)

What I’m supposed to do now…

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

Reality:

(Source: epic-humor)

Funny things Girls Lie About

Heard gossips about our play today

BUT I DONT CARE